April 23, 2007
Scolopendra Gigantea in the Basement
Some Scolopendra Gigantea a.k.a. some Giant Worm with Hundreds Legs (we call them Thousand Legs in French) showed up 10 minutes ago.
I tryed to catch it but the Bug had Sensor and Ran off. I don't know where it went. This thing was so big that for a second I thought it was a baby snake.
So creepy. My house was poorly lit, with Candles. I was watching this hard core movie "Papillon" which by the way is a total Foreshadow... Daaa, Steve McQueen's eating Scolopendra Gigantea in the film. And here I am looking down when I see this beast walking on the floor. And as I look at it it stopped. I'm telling you, this Creature has Sensors.
So I wonder if this is Real or if I have some Vision due to Steve eating what I see on my Floor. I stand up, the Leged Worm's still Still. I get some Paper Towel, double it up and try to Regroup Myself.
I am definitively the "let's not kill any Living Creature" type. Yet this is gross. I have a Phobia for any Phallic looking insects and snakes. I hope it won't jump on my Bed tonight or something.
I approached my Ennemy but with its Sofisticate Sensors (chances are it's a she and she's pregnant)the bug ran off under some Wall Crack. Online they say that the Scolopendra Gigantea enjoys living AND REPRODUCING in basements.
What if I wake up with Scolopendra Gigantea Larvas on my bed...
April 16, 2007
looking for Antoine Doinel
After watching "Love on the Run" with Judith, we Walked under the Snow at the video store... to pick up more Truffaut movies, no kidding.
We were then wondering where all the Romance went... We or at least I want to meet Antoine Doinel.
Antoine Doinel, a Man that Suprises Women, act in Unexpected Ways, Hop a Train to meet Colette.
Antoine Doinel is the Eternal Romantic Figure. He is Convincing because he is Convinced. Antoine Doinel doesn't wait and Act Instinctively. He does therefore get this extraordinary Sense of Timing.
The Man is in Touch with Himself. He listens to his Urges and Impulses not because He wants to but because He has to.
Antoine Doinel never gives up whenever He loves a Woman. He is Sincere, Foolish, Vulnerable, Capricious, Moving cause of the Child that's never left him...
Antoine Doinel Courts his Woman Endlessly, Writes her Letters because Love is as Important as Air. If not Expressed, there is no Possible Life. Mediocrity is not an Option.
For Antoine Doinel, there might be no Tomorrow.
Judith and I realized that, back in our "European days", having "Truffaut fights style" with our Euro Exes were an O.K. Thing. Drama was permitted back then. You weren't Hysterical just because you were acting Impulsively or because Angry. We both feel Nostalgic and denounce this Whatever Archetype we live in. I love Antoine Doinel because he is the Antagonist of that. For Antoine Doinel every Detail is Significant. Love is not to be taken Lightly. Love is the Essence.
Antoine Doinel could be any Man. He has a Fucked up Childhood, lots of Flaws, has what's Considered an Average Job... Nothing about him is Heroic but its Idealistic Views of Love.
Antoine Doinel, my Hero, where are Thou?
April 14, 2007
bicyclette bleue
I am Proud to Annonce that I now Own a Blue Elegant City Bike.
Last night I went for my First Escapade. I felt like Laeticia Casta, sensuelle avec son debardeur en V annees 40 laissant paraître un debut de chair de sa généreuse poitrine. I felt free and fresh as a myosotis exposed to the danger of a Humid Night.
I know the last sentance is Terrible but that's how I truly felt. One cannot (and shouldn't) Censure Herself... Ca fait un peu "Il pleut sur la plage a mourrir" mais bon...
Maybe I was more Elliott with E.T. riding along in the Front Basket. Venus is a great Co-Pilot. She Forsees Obstacles. Thanks to Accute and Naturalistic Sounds/Looks She is my Compass Sensor.
Bought on Friday April 13, it is now Time to Baptizise my Bicyclette Bleue. Maybe her Name should be Simple and Plain : Bicyclette Bleue or Laetitia or Casta or Elliott or Drew or Barrymore or...?
Suggestions, anyone?
PS: the first idea's always the best.
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